Quote of the day (redux) chocolate and taxes - Dick Puddlecote edition

This morning I tempted fate by writing my quote of the day before 8:00 saying......

Very early I know but can't see anything topping this from Stuart Wheatcroft from Liberal Youth that appeared in my Facebook feed just now

"Nick Clegg sets out his determination to push forward with tax cuts for struggling families. Ed Miliband attacks David Cameron for breaking his promise to make chocolate cost more. Says it all really"

Well, not one to resist a challenge ( I know you come here regularly) Mr Puddlecote of Puddlecote towers comes in with a late winner....

Statisticians would punch you in the face if you suggested they waste their time calculating the risk of death from 30p off a fucking Chocolate Orange from WH Smith's,

Quite